Chakras
✨ Sahasrara Imbalance — The Crown of Grand Abstraction
When the seventh chakra decides to escape reality, there is no turning back. Or at least not until you remind them that the electricity bills are waiting.
When the seventh chakra decides to escape reality, there is no turning back. Or at least not until you remind them that the electricity bills are waiting.
🌈 The Child of the Universe:
“Everything is energy. The fact that I haven’t paid the rent is just an illusion.”
🕊️ The Peacemaker with Chaos:
They believe peace will arrive if everyone simply… “vibrates at the right frequency.” Of course, this has nothing to do with the argument about who should take out the rubbish.
🌀 The Magnetic Leader:
They often declare themselves “teachers” and begin delivering speeches about spiritual awakening… in cafés where the customers simply want coffee, not enlightenment.
💡 Grounding:
“Get them to keep a daily to-do list. If nothing else, they will at least learn that the list won’t magically complete itself.”