Chakras
Morning Routine: “Chakras before Coffee”
It was barely 7 a.m., and the root chakra was already making a scene: “Put on your wool socks — the floor is cold! Without socks there’s no security!” The sacral chakra interrupted with a dramatic sigh: “Socks? Boring! What if…
It was barely 7 a.m., and the root chakra was already making a scene: “Put on your wool socks — the floor is cold! Without socks there’s no security!” The sacral chakra interrupted with a dramatic sigh: “Socks? Boring! What if you put on those ones that slide over the tiles, and glide instead of walking, as though you were ice skating?”
At that moment, the solar plexus snorted, “There’s no time for nonsense! We have a to-do list! Today you have to prove yourself to everyone.”
The heart chakra, as though it had forgotten the chaos, whispered, “Perhaps it would be good to hug yourself first… and then the others.”
The throat chakra tried to say something, but instead of words only an exhausted yawn emerged. “I don’t feel like talking until we’ve had our coffee.”
Meanwhile, the third eye was muttering vaguely, “I feel this will be an important day. There’s some kind of energetic shift… Or are the planets just retrograde?”
The crown chakra looked down on it all with indifference: “You are all petty souls. Don’t you realize that socks, coffee and tasks are an illusion?”
In the end, the main character stood barefoot in the kitchen while the coffee maker gurgled, wondering how they were going to survive the day with these “voices” in their head.